Seepy Seepy, Nite Nite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It washes over you right after New Year's.

 

 

 

That lethargic, fat feeling that's a result of

 

 

 

Holiday Indulgence.

 

 

 

 

This is the crossroad.  The turning point.

 

 

 

You either begin to diet and exercise,

 

 

 

or you take a page from

 

 

 

 

Mother Nature's Playbook.

 

 

 

And go crawl in a hole.

 

 

Alone or with a friend.

 

 

Three months later, you come out slim and refreshed.

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes with a youngun'. (What did you do during the holidays?)

 

 

 

 Science needs to expand the concept.

 

 

 

I know some families who would benefit greatly



if one or more of their children hibernated.

 

 Husband or boyfriend ?

(Not The Boyfriend, of course)

Think about it.


The next time that glassy-eyed look comes over your face,


consider ALL your options.




Au Revoir,


Mary

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