I don't and I can't tell you why
(Rule no. 1 in blogging: never start a post with "I")
Really, I can tell you why.
After all that I'm at Friday or Saturday
and then it's too late.
BECAUSE, Saturday is a
special day with special people
coming to my house.
I need to get ready for that too.
So after all this stalling around,
*I guess I'll have to bite the bullet,
swallow the frog,
swat the mosquito and
go spiff up the John.
Yuk, don't want to, still.
*Seven I's were used in this short post.
Never should do that.
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